MONDAY

NOTES: i am alpha in this house.

Fan Comments: "dog vs king of all mighty things!!"

TUESDAY

NOTES: very important SLC meeting.

Fan Comments: "think they are planning his Mars trip?"

WEDNESDAY

NOTES: back on that diet ya know.

Fan Comments: "drop the skincare routine too"

THURSDAY

NOTES: she didn't stand a chance.

Fan Comments: "this gives me meme of the girl standing in front of the house on fire vibes"

FRIDAY

NOTES: studies have shown slacklining makes thicc bootay.

Fan Comments: "OMG COLESLAW GIVE ME A SHOUTOUT!!"

SATURDAY

NOTES: AZ got that year round swimming.

Fan Comments: "friendly lochness monster"

SUNDAY

NOTES: naps - because dealing with cohort 2011 is taxing.

Fan Comments: "He looks like he sleeps on a Tuft&Needle"

BONUS: MEMS

NOTES: that time i skied in CO. (peep the helmet).

Fan Comments: "I swear he's the world's most traveled bath toy"